Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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