To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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