But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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