I think I died a long time ago.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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