***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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