My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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