Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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