O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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