I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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