I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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