He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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