Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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