You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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