I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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