It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Im part way to drunk.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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