Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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