2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just high enough for therapy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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