Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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