i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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