sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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