that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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