i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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