this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How does one acquire holy water?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Randomize
