bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Text me some of your sweat
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