Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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