it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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