ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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