I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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