i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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