You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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