she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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