I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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