I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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