weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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