somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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