The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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