Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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