I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
