i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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