Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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