its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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