Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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