I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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