OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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