Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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