If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
This girl is more easily done than said...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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