The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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