Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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