You smell like stripper and shame
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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