i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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