It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
