yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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