one might say we're banned from that church
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do vagina's smell?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
